Sunday, May 18, 2008

Nice conversation

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting change for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone in one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues.
(H-Husband, W-Wife)

H
- Hello?
W- Honey. It’s me. Are you at the club?
W- Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coast. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?
H- What is the price?
W- Only $1,000.
H- Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…
W- Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price… and since we need to exchange the BWM that we bought last year…
H- What price did he quote you?
W- Only, $60,000…
H-OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
W- Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H- What?
W- It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and …I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of parked area, beach front property.
H- How much are they asking?
W- Only $450,000…a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…
H- Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?
W- OK, sweetie…Thanks! I will see you later!! I love you!!!
H- Bye…I love you too...

The man hangs up and closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband holding the phone in his hand asks, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice one ... haha